The Invisible

"Hatred is the Madness of the Heart"

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cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

The Faceless Old Woman Who Lives In Your Home will replace all your copies of 50 Shades of Grey with Abigail Barnette’s The Boss series (with assistance of course from Tamika Flynn).

Do not mess with the Faceless Old Woman

She will sic Hiram McDaniels on your ignorant asses

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Filed under Welcome to Night Vale Faceless Old Woman I can't be the first one to make this joke

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ages-of-arda:

casey-lawrence:

spankmethorin:

thranduilland:

holidaygeth:

Isn’t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond

Elrond’s like that one guy in all the movies and shit who’s just ‘don’t do the thing’ and everyone else is just ‘Shut the fuck up. What do you know?!’ and then later on it turns out they shouldn’t have done the thing..

Elrond would survive a horror movie

Elrond has already survived several horror movies.

Damn straight.

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facts-i-just-made-up:

The new Iron Man Mark 66 armor from Avengers: Age of Ultron was revealed today!
As seen in this promotional figure by Character Options, the new suit does away with the red and gold, presumably because gold might choke Tony Stark’s respiratory systems due to its non-corrodibility. Similarly, the new armor is resistant to bullets, but can be pierced by gold arrows and ammunition. The new suit also controls smaller versions called “Starkomats” that can attack by feeding off enemy brainwaves.
Producers have also released the first images of Ultron and his sentinels:

facts-i-just-made-up:

The new Iron Man Mark 66 armor from Avengers: Age of Ultron was revealed today!

As seen in this promotional figure by Character Options, the new suit does away with the red and gold, presumably because gold might choke Tony Stark’s respiratory systems due to its non-corrodibility. Similarly, the new armor is resistant to bullets, but can be pierced by gold arrows and ammunition. The new suit also controls smaller versions called “Starkomats” that can attack by feeding off enemy brainwaves.

Producers have also released the first images of Ultron and his sentinels:

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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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midstorm:

I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

Something that I’m just noticing from these gifs. They actually lean their cheeks into the kisses, opposed to just letting the other do all the work.  That’s something actual couples do when they know each other well enough to know it’s coming.  I love this.

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